#Then Don't Draw Mech On Your Phone.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

We didn’t do hot Glenn summer for him to LOSE. Spoilers for his story but MORE PROPAGANDA FOR YOU:

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

Listen, I don't know this other character but I've seem some good arguments for her However Consider Glenn Close winning through no effort of his own in a bullshit way despite being a dick is the most in character thing ever. He leveled up three times and got a crab mech, we GOT to give him this win, it's fitting

I don’t regulate if minors follow me or not bc I’m a pretty chill space but I hope the world is aware that’s the only reason I haven’t been downright nasty about Glenn close. I’m down bad. I’m NOT in the boat of ‘Glenn isn’t sexy but I want him to win bc it’s my fandom’. I would estimate I have 200+ drawings of Glenn on my phone that AREN’T safe for work. Way more that are. Where did they come from? That’s MY business. But I tell you this fact to assure you- Glenn IS sexy. I’m not voting to represent my fandom I’m voting out of TRUTH AND LOVE. IF YOU DON’T GET IT YOU DON’T GET IT!!! I just think my level of feral over this man is more powerful than y’all realize. If you don’t get his sex appeal that’s okay, but don’t doubt that this is my truth.

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. Do you think pickman needs this to feel good about herself? Can she not accept a loss for the sake of a pathetic father? Can she shake hands with the minivan fucker and his human gun and just take the L on this one? He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.

Mod Note 2: This tournament is about fictional podcast characters. Please do not vote for the real actress Glenn Close.

Lup (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

Is somehow the hot twin between her and Taako

Lup Bluejeans (née... Taaco? Tacco? Taco? Tako? who tf knows this is why I'm going with her husband's last name. doylistly she gets her last name from her brother whose last name is given as "Taako again but spelled differently"): Hot, funny, smart and undead. Is there anything else you could want in a woman?? Well, in case there is: she's also canonically trans

LUP IS THE HOTTEST. VOTE LUP.

[cyberrose2001]

Kinktober: Day 8

Prompt: Phone Sex

TFP Knockout x GN Cybertronian Reader

Warnings: Degradation, mutual masturbation, pet names, risky sex

Word count: 464

"Desperate, aren't you?" Knockouts voice reverbs through your com link. Despite being miles apart from each other, you can still visualise that cocky smirk the con is notoriously known for.

"Mhm..." You mewl, thighs spread, digits trembling in anticipation for him to give you the word. Your spark's fluttering in equal excitement and adrenaline, who know what would happen if you get caught by your superiors for fraternizing with the enemy.

"Delightful..." Knockout purrs, "I sure do hope you're able to keep quiet, or will that be a problem?"

"N..No... sir.." You murmur softly as to not cause an echo through the storage room, clenching your thighs together with a servo crushed inbetween.

"Good," You hear Knockout shift around on what you'd presume was a berth, and hear a harsh click followed by a soft grunt, "Now, arent you going to touch yourself?"

"Yes sir..." Your voice croaks, servos metaphorically unshackled at last.

You try not to rush yourself, taking your time to stuff yourself with an ample sized false spike, desperatley wishing it was your deadly confidant on top of you.

Your imagination runs wild at the thought, what his spike would look and feel like. If he would lean down and press rough kisses to your dermas, if they would tenderly trail down to leave marks and fang shaped wounds across your neck. It's enough to draw an unchaste moan from you, and to fuck yourself harder on the spike.

"That's it..." The mech growls. Though muffled, you can hear the wet, sticky sounds of him thoroughly enjoying himself paired with his panting, "Such a... nffgh... naughty bot..."

"Nngh, please sir..." You whine, posing your pedes in the air imagining it was him pounding your tight valve.

"Ohh, but we've only just started," Knockout teases, though with the undertone of desperation, "You wanna overload already, slut?"

Fuck... you thought you would've lasted a least a bit longer. You don't respond though, your glitching vocaliser failing you as you cry out in blinding ecstasy. Valve clenching on the toy and overloading with such force that, for a moment, the sensation feels as if Knockouts spike throbs against your tight walls.

"By Primus...nggh... oh frag-" He whimpers, listening feverishly as he brings himself to his own overload. The comlink glitching in and out with interference of your combined overloads.

You listen with equal zest, a servo lazily thrusting the toy inside you until his moans quiet down to harsh pants. Yet conflictingly, you think about what you had just done, the post overload shame quietly creeping up on you with every moment of silence you sit in.

He speaks up, clearing his vocaliser, "Well, that was entertaining. But just one thing dear..."

"Yes... sir?" You swallow.

"I don't remember giving you permission to overload."

[unsat-and-strange]

finished an old sketchbook (which I didn't know was possible????) but anyways y'all get a doodle dump here enjoy (sorry some are sideways my phone is being big dumb)

very brief explanations under the cut

1- character design stuff for an apocalypse-ish character i made. his name is dev and I love him :) he likes maps and starting fights and he transed his gemder

2- random Fullmetal alchemist doodles. I truly believe alphonse would just.... pick people up. also winry has a trash sleep schedule.

3- a dnd character idea! snake cowboy bard names moke, he left home to try and save up for a ranch of his own and he's refusing to admit he's addicted to adventuring.

4- dnd doodles from a few sessions ago. there uh there were some events. I totally didn't jump into the ocean to avoid my party members pestering me for killing my ex-bestie who turned evil. and like I'm not saying she deserved it but she also was 100% down for killing a kid in cold blood and she got me exiled. oh and turning people into weird mind controlled spike monsters. that too.

5- I had this idea for a magical girl necromancer. she's super sweet and innocent but she also raises the dead. she probably has zombie helpers to carry her school books.

6- more session doodles. most the magnus archives honestly. there's a handful of tims (stoker and gunpowder variants) (I do think tma Tim and mechs Tim would be cool with each other. or maybe just instantly kill each other) and some of the distortion and some other random stuff. I really enjoy drawing the distortion. I think maybe the hair is really fun, or the fucked up hands.

7- most recent session doodles. mostly npcs, there's one family that has a near monopoly on the town were in, apparently the matriarch had a very active social life. and by that I mean the dwarf who runs the armory and the human who runs the tavern and the driver who runs the tailor shop are all siblings. also me and another party member have accidentally started a war for the driders heart. (IM GOING TO WIN) (FLORA CHOOSE ME PLEASE) is it weird my first experience with romance is a character played by me and a completely fictional npc

8- old design. I have this tattooed now

9- random woods character. I don't know if I ever figured out their name. basic idea is they were a very young immortal when the world ended so now centuries later they just wander through the woods that have reclaimed the planet. every so often these weird extra dimensional shepherd things stop by to check in. they actually stop by earth a lot more often than they used to now that they know this person is here, they were very surprised to find out humanity had been born and died within the span of two visits. bit of dialogue I thought up once: "so young one, are you the first of your kind?" "actually I think I'm the last."

10- old inktober drawing from like 2022 that I never actually finished. or was it 2021.... idk whatever the prompt was bouquet and kaz found inej some flowers. god I still really like this drawing actually. I should redraw it in such a way I'm not scared of ruining it by finishing it

[saintguard]

I had some big ol' hyperfixation this weekend that actually got me to write some stuff (and lose some sleep, because apparently the best time to have ideas is in the middle of the night).

This kinda midnight revelation-style of creativity has happened before, when I ended up writing a whole fan rewrite of the Legend of Korra at 3am on my phone. It's kinda wild and remarkably coherent, but I'll leave that for some other time.

This weekend's hyperfixation that I'm going to focus on came out of two places:

Some worldbuilding I'd done on a stream back in August 2022 using some of the campaign/worldbuilding guidelines from Beam Saber by Austin Ramsey (it's a wonderful game, highly recommend it). I'd created two settings in it, one of which was a manufactured war between megacorporations taglined as "Imagine if the Tour de France/Formula 1 was mech battles". The other, which is actually important for this, takes place in an unnamed region on an unnamed planet with an overall cold climate, currently split between three factions who are all trying to get their hands on some old (and sealed) super-technology. The region has the incredibly unlucky distinction of being the place with heaviest indication of said super-tech, so these three offworld factions rushed in to try finding the tech first, sovereignty and the concerns of the millions of people living there be damned.

I've been trying to get myself back into drawing lately, and I had the idea for a scene that turned into a short (at this point just sketched out) comic. It goes something like this: Pilot: "Again, why are we doing this?" Handler: "To keep us going another day, Mai." Pilot, watching a battle unfold in front of them from their obscured position: "...right."

My brain turned out to be very fond of this idea, to the point where I started thinking of scenes and characters for a whole comic. I ended up with a page of notes on my phone and another page on a doc on my computer. I'm fairly pleased with that, after being so creatively burnt out this year.

Here are some highlights from those notes:

I've come up with eight characters, but only two of them are named: Mai-Lin, aka Mai, a local mech pilot and our protagonist, and Kestrel, a Vraskan mech pilot who might be a lab experiment (the Vraskan State is one of the offworld factions, a military dictatorship ala Starship Troopers).

That comic I was sketching out would actually function at the beginning of the comic, with Mai and her squad third-partying a fight between the Vraskans and the UFL (different faction, a stratified democracy).

The cold climate means lots of cold weather clothing, including greatcoats for the Vraskans and a whole variety for the UFL. Not too decided on what the local fashion is yet.

One of the main throughlines would be Mai and Kestrel continuing to encounter each other, with Mai trying to break Kestrel's programming. They kiss at some point. Is it a good idea? Who knows!

I wrote not one, but two separate flashbacks for Kestrel. I'm really starting to understand the writer thing of "I love this character! I'm going to have absolutely terrible things happen to them."

Outlines of a few other scenes, with the highlight being just before a diplomatic summit. Kestrel's CO, a violent, domineering sort in a violent, domineering society, is accompanying a Vraskan diplomat who's also a military officer. The CO makes a comment about how much of a waste of time this whole summit is, to which the diplomat shows their full displeasure, culminating with “Your rank may be higher, but I outrank you. Are we understood?”

I love all of this, with one caveat - I don't know if I can deliver on my own promise. I can see in my mind's eye what all this stuff should look like, but I'm not sure if I could put pencil to paper and actually make it happen. Still, it's nice to gush about it, especially after all this time of feeling creatively empty.

[nofutureinyourdream]

this is VERY messy bc this is phone art and i may tweak her design a bit when i can finally draw some more polished art of her but. (hands you a gitaroo man oc)

her name's veen and she's a considerably ancient robot on planet gitaroo unaffiliated with any faction who's earned herself a reputation as a renowned oracle with 99% accuracy... but also pretty much all of her "prophecies" are totally made up and designed to be self-fulfilling.

she's responsible for the whole "gitaroo man unlocks his powers and defeats evil" prophecy bc she's seen enough past incarnations of gitaroo man to know that if you give an antagonistic force a reason to attack him, it will inevitably DIRECTLY RESULT in him unlocking his powers to fight back (and thus her near-100% accuracy track record is reinforced)

her music style is synthwave and she functions as an amplifier - her horn is a speaker plug which can actually come out of her head on a cable to plug into a gitaroo

(also shes a revamp of a seven year old robot unicorn attack/my little pony oc.)

[swampythesweetsketch]

Wally: You wanna go get some pizza?

L'Oni: Don't you normally order pizza on the phone?

Wally: Yes. BUT you can go to a pizza shop and they have games to play and TV you can watch while you wait and eat!

L'Oni: But aren't the TVs only for sport games?

Wally: They are. Some times.

Wally: You can also check out surrounding stores and find cool stuff!

L'Oni: Like art shops?

Wally: Like art shops! You like art!?

L'Oni: I like drawing mechs and dragons.

Wally: You wanna see the art shop Cole frequents today?

L'Oni: ... yeah sure.

Wally: COLE, L'ONI WANTS TO GET PIZZA AND LOOK AT YOUR ART STORE!!!

Ruckus is heard several rooms away.

Kai: YOU SAID-

Cole: KAI, I CAN'T MAKEOUT RIGHT NOW. I HAVE TO SHOW THEM THE PAINT SECTION.

[i-am-beckyu]

becky hello hello

i have some random questions that you should definitely answer because why not? :D /nf

these are just a bunch of q's i came up with off the top of my mind, feel free to skip some C:

favorite dsmp era?

what song song you think will be #1 on your spotify wrapped?

the reason you got into g/t?

favorite fruit/vegetable?

apple juice or orange juice?

how many google docs do you have?

top dsmp members in no specific order

a trope you wish came up more in gt/non g/t (totally not using this for personal purposes)

favorite fanon c!dream design

if you're on your phone for 6 hours, are you going to spend it on twitch or youtube?

favorite broadway show (if you listen to broadway)

shaniac, coward, or boogara (if you don't want bfu: skeptic, in-the-middle, believer)

favorite headcannon you've come up with (canon!dsmp, ff!dsmp, etc.)

favorite c!quackity ship ?

drawing or writing?

digital or traditional drawing?

are you left handed or right handed? ambidextrous?

favorite color?

first dsmp cc you watched?

if you're on a computer, is spotify in a tab or did you download it?

hardcore angst or tooth-rotting fluff?

t!tommy & g!wilbur or g!tommy & t!wilbur?

favorite au in this fandom? link it pls :D /nf

which c!dsmp member you an apologist for? multiple, one, wtv

and last but not least, if you lurked as an anon before becoming a more public account, did you use an emoji/name sign-off or were you just completely anon?

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THESE!!!!

I get it now. I get why people love asks now. They give so much serotonin 🥹🥹🥹

Brick Gorgeous I will answer them ALL

Answer’s under the cut because its LONG!

favorite dsmp era? mmmm Probs when I joined which was just after Wilbur Blew up L’mangberg. (SAD-ist with Dawn of 16th Animatic drew me in!!)

what song song you think will be #1 on your spotify wrapped? Pretty sure it’s gonna be Figure it out by RYLY.  I love it so much!

the reason you got into g/t? Like most people just loved tiny things and the concept of being small or held by a giant. Didn’t realise it was g/t I loved till I found art of Chamomile-g-tea art on instagram of unicornofgt’s Giant Mech story here. And then found out a WHOLE community of people who liked g/t like me existed <3

favorite fruit/vegetable? Pineapple easy.

apple juice or orange juice? Orange juice

how many google docs do you have? of writing: 4

top dsmp members in no specific order TommyInnit, WilburSoot, TechnoBlade and Philza. (SBI my beloveds)

a trope you wish came up more in gt/non g/t (totally not using this for personal purposes) Ummmm... I’m a sucker for hurt comfort and angst but I love reading about found families too and I wish there were more stories of tinies/giant sizeshifters or shapeshifts hiding that they can shift because they’re afraid of rejection or being abused that when potential family figure finds out, (or hurts them when they do know) they bolt. Then lots and lots of healing and love.

favorite fanon c!dream design huh. Never thought about it tbh. Probs the ones where he’s all pristine and shiny in armor accentuated by White and Greens. Ya know? Smug boi attire lol.

if you're on your phone for 6 hours, are you going to spend it on twitch or youtube? Twitch. I like talking :3

favorite broadway show (if you listen to broadway) Disney’s Newsies. Man I love it to pieces and Once and for all is a Banger!!! 

shaniac, coward, or boogara (if you don't want bfu: skeptic, in-the-middle, believer) am confused a bit but I don’t believe in ghosts. (I think I answered that right?)

favorite headcannon you've come up with (canon!dsmp, ff!dsmp, etc.) Ok so after season 1 ended, I came up with this thing that the S1 selves still exist, but are like trapped in the C! subconsciousness and that in Season 2, S1 self and S2 self will end up talking. And I have this thing where Tommy and Dream become friends but Tommy starts pulling pranks and shenanigans like he used too in S1 and Dream is just brushing them off even though he’s slightly bothered. To the point where weird shit starts happening on the server but no one can trace the source, while S2 Dream just keeps blacking out with headaches. Because S1 Dream is taking over his body and getting Revenge on Tommy for causing him the same pain. And at some point S1 and S2 Dream speak and it goes something like this: no tommy didn't destroy my build to hurt me. it was innocent fun! A prank!! s1 dream: No Dream. He did it to hurt others, hurt your real friends,  to hurt us, hurt you. Or maybe a different route where S2 Dream is heading down that same road that S1 Dream did, and S1 Dream comes to S2 Dream with warning and basically its a self healing moment. And like this applies to Tommy too in different ways and I just think it would be cool if the S1 and S2 selves met each other. 

favorite c!quackity ship ? ummmmmmm don’t really have one 🙃

drawing or writing? AHHHHH BOTH!!! CAN’T CHOOSE!!!!!

digital or traditional drawing? Traditional  

are you left handed or right handed? ambidextrous? Right handed

favorite color? Blue!!! (Specifically Robins blue)

first dsmp cc you watched? Ranboo (Was the only person Live when I was awake..)

if you're on a computer, is spotify in a tab or did you download it? Downloaded

hardcore angst or tooth-rotting fluff? Don’t make me choose qwq

t!tommy & g!wilbur or g!tommy & t!wilbur? t!tommy & g!wilbur

favorite au in this fandom? link it pls :D /nf I have so many favs but the one I constantly keep rereading atm is this one The Secret World of Tommyinnit by  Thatvivgirl1212 (Littledoodler12) on AO3 (why would you make me pic a fav!?!?! I CAN’T!!! THERE’S TOO MANY GOOD ONES!!!)

which c!dsmp member you an apologist for? multiple, one, wtv um probs Tommy.

and last but not least, if you lurked as an anon before becoming a more public account, did you use an emoji/name sign-off or were you just completely anon? Man I tried being an anon for a bit but it didn’t really seem to fit me well. And when I say a bit, I think that lasted a week from when I joined the site lol. I think I tried being the mysterious anon once and that flopped but I always gave out lollipops. Still do. Brick Bestie Gorgeous you’re the best!!!!!!!!! Now I’ve gotta ask you some questions when I find time again!!!!!

[my-writings-and-musings]

Could you do TFP bots (or just a few of them if you have charcater limit or just don't feel like doing them all, as long as Wheeljack is ingluded I'm good) with a human they just recued and they're like "I'm gonna call my dad hold on" and if they protest they're like "nah you'll like him I promise, just give him a minute" and her dads their old bot friend who went MIA (you can decide who the dad is, or go with Ironhide if you're as indeciceve as me lol)

I miiiiight just have to do this as a short story I hope that's okay! Got my Wrecker boys Wheeljack, Bulkhead, Smokescreen and Ultra Magnus.

Dust was still settling as you realized the threat was over, the collection of vehicons having scattered long before the cave had finished it's partial collapse and leaving you under the gathered team of bots who'd come together to shield you from falling debris. Rubbing off the powdered rocks covering your face, as well as coughing up the taste of dirt, you took a moment to gather yourself as your new giant allies did the same. It wasn't worth thinking about what would have happened if they hadn't come along when they had... In your defense, that ambush had come out of nowhere.

"You okay there?" A deep voice above you rumbled with concern, encouraging you to tilt your head upwards at the big green bot looking down at you. His optics were friendly, and despite his absolutely massive size and hands that transformed into wrecking balls, you immediately trusted him.

"Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks to you guys." You said gratefully, looking to each of the gathered team as they brushed the dust off themselves.

"Protecting organic life is the primary responsibility of Autobots, think nothing of it." The largest of them said, somewhat gruff as he meticulously picked off the worst of the rubble that had showered down upon them. Immediately, you knew he was the one in charge. Towering above the others and with shoulder pauldrons thicker than two of you, he gave off the energy of someone who took no nonsense and had the firepower to back up his authority, yet his gaze was mostly just annoyed as he looked down to you again. "Our second responsibility, however, is remaining hidden from the denizens of this planet. Saving you required us to break cover."

"Give the kid a break, sir. They managed to escape a whole squadron by themselves before running into us. I think we can cut them some slack." A far gruffer voice said, cutting in as the battle scarred mech in question took a protective step your way. Quite immediately the colors on his unique build were familiar to you, but you decided to stay quiet on that fact, reaching for the cellphone thankfully still secure in your pocket. While you hadn't found what you'd been looking for in this mine, at least you had something far more interesting to report.

The big blue bot looked to the other with an impressive frown, unintentionally cementing your thesis as to the scarred mech's identity. The back and forth continued more or less without an acknowledgement of your presence. "They've been seen in our company, Wheeljack. By the procedure Optimus established, we must now secure their wellbeing, and that will be quite the undertaking."

The only one who had not yet spoken, a smaller but solidly built blue bot who seemed the youngest of the group, chose that moment to jump in with a quip. "Doubt docbot will be too happy about another human in the bunker."

"He's all talk. Ratchet wants these little guys as safe as the big guy does, he won't put up a fight." The gruff one, who you were starting to like more by the moment, said with an amused but reassuring smile in your direction. Unable to help smiling back, you suddenly felt that this turn of events might have been more than you could have ever hoped for. If only you could get a word in edgewise...

"You're purposefully missing the point, soldier. We-"

"If it's gonna be such a hassle for you, I'll take 'em myself."

"Jackie..." Once more, the gentle green giant spoke up, looking quite concerned at his friend's purposeful egging on of the bot in charge. You got the sense that this kind of thing happened often by his tone, but personally, you were getting a little tired of being ignored. None of what they were discussing was necessary, and if anyone would have bothered to ask you they'd know that? Finally fed up, you took a breath and raised your arms to draw attention to your tiny self.

"Um, hello? Excuse me!" You shouted, mercifully ending the bickering and securing four pairs of optics on yourself. Relieved for the silence, you pulled out your phone and held it up, projecting your voice to ensure you were heard. The shocked expressions didn't cease when you started to explain, but you didn't let that stop you. Sorting this out would make everything easier for everyone. "I think there's a bit more going on than any of you know. Let me call my dad really quick, he'll set this straight."

The first to reply was the one you knew had to be the rookie of the group, who awkwardly cleared his vents and broke the silence only hesitantly. "Uh, bringing more humans into this really isn't our goal-"

"Who said anything about him being human?" You cut in, grinning from ear to ear at the looks they all gave you. Now that you had their unbroken attention, it was only a matter of summoning your dad and waiting for him to arrive. Dialing his frequency into your phone, you prepared to share just as much information as it took to get him here fastest, wanting to see the look on his face when he arrived and saw who you'd found. This was going to be fun...

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The roar of a familiar engine had thankfully silenced the second round of bickering to break out amongst the two argumentative bots, who had gone back and forth between listening to you and calling for their superior. It had been entertaining at first, but by the time that roar had echoed down the tunnel you'd been relieved to hear it, and had hopped to your feet from your seat on a convenient rock. The bots had reflexively drawn their weapons, but there hadn't even been any need for you to stop them. A worn red paint job skidding around the corner had made them all hold fire.

In a rush, you'd run out to greet the massive off road vehicle just as it began to transform, and in moments had been embracing the offered hand of a hulking bot who kneeled before you with an expression of happy relief.

"Ironhide!"

"Wheeljack!" Your adopted dad cried out in absolute joy, letting you move safely to the side before approaching the bot who's identity you'd properly guessed. Ironhide had told you so many stories about the Wrecker, it made sense that you'd been able to tell who he was by appearance and mannerisms despite having never met. The two bots greeted one another with an earth trembling chest bump, after which your beaming father turned to the green bot with just as much enthusiasm, shaking hands and crashing their fists together with overwhelming power. "Bulkhead too? Where have you guys been?"

"We might ask you the same thing, soldier." The big blue bot said, cutting in with the same serious look that appeared to be his only expression. On a closer inspection, however, you could see a certain light in his optics. He wasn't altogether displeased to see a new arrival. Standing somewhat awkwardly to the side, the young blue bot appeared delighted if not quite confused.

"Uh, long story, Ultra Magnus sir. I've been on this planet for some time. Found this little troublemaker when they were half their current size, and I've been raising 'em to help with our cause." Ironhide said affectionately, stepping back and dropping to one knee to be more on your level. Before you could puff up proudly at the praise, a single digit tussled your hair as he often did to tease, and you sputtered before playfully pushing him away and undoing the damage. Chuckling, he turned back to his comrades. "Never figured I'd bump into you all here! Jackie, Bulk, and uh..."

The attention turned to the young bot, who only smiled with a wave and a not offended clarification on his name.

"Smokescreen."

Wheeljack gave your dad a playful punch, still buzzing at seeing his old friend alive. The friendship you'd so frequently heard about was clear as day before you. "Glad to see you in one piece, old Rusthide."

"We've been here for years, Ironhide. How come we didn't detect you?" Bulkhead said, looking just as happy but burdened by the question at hand. Ironhide tapped his audial with a somewhat glum smile.

"Communicator's been busted for ages, all I've got is an earth link for cellphones." He said, recalling an injury he'd endured long before meeting you. The line he'd built relied on earth technology, and you still remembered how many tries it had taken to get it right. It was impossible to imagine a whole other team of beings like himself had been out there the whole time... Yet he didn't look at all regretful as he glanced down at you. "If I'd known I wasn't alone, I would have introduced myself and the kid ages ago. Looks like we've got my little one to thank for bringing us together."

You pouted and crossed your arms at the comment. "I'm not little anymore, dad."

"They did alright in a scrap, but how about we get you two back to base? I'm sure the other's will want to hear the story." Wheeljack said, easing your damaged pride with the compliment. You had indeed evaded those Vehicons for a good long while before being rescued... speaking of which, you could use a bit of rest somewhere secure.

Once more, Ultra Magnus stepped in to halt the festivities. "First; I shall communicate with Optimus and let him know what has transpired. He will likely want to meet you in person before we make any rash decisions."

"Seriously? Come on, Mags! Let's get this bot in an actual base!" Wheeljack replied in a huff, bringing back the arguing from before as if it had never stopped. Looking quite amused, Ironhide merely chuckled and offered you his hand, allowing you to get a lift onto his shoulders as was your custom. Clearly not phased by what he was seeing, the only parent you'd ever known let you get comfortable before following the group out of the partially collapsed cave. Who could have thought your simple little scouting mission would end like this?

"Come on kiddo." He said softly, watching the bickering with an expression of nostalgia. "I have a feeling things are about to get pretty interesting."

[newsagogos]

Hi hello, you know how unicorns are just misinterpreted rhinos and the questing beast is just a giraffe or w/e? That's what the killjoys and honed toads are like, except instead of misinterpreting the content they misinterpreted the context. Like, there's probably some faded science notebooks somewhere out ther w/ a pic of a horned toad witout any size context and only a blurb about how they can be found in Texas and Arizona, so they draw the very logical that the reason people don't return from the Wastes is because of massive drake (dragon) mechs.

Also, a pic of said horned toad for your viewing pleasure since i'm stranded on my phone anyways and can send images in asks:

Wow so true. Yeah he so looks like he could eat some guy

[thiscatiscreepy]

The mechs and album characters as images I have saved on my phone.

(under the cut cause it's kinda long and don't want to clog up the tag)

The Toy Soldier

[ID: two photos of a robot with a wide flat oval face and its eyes far apart. In the first image it is holding a hamburger, in the second one it is shoving the hamburger between its eyes, where its mouth would be, with its pinkie out. End ID]

Jonny:

[ID: a grainy black and white gif of a person opening their wallet, with no money in it, then throwing their head back in disbelief and betrayal. There is white text on the top of the gif reading "NO HUMAN FLESH" in all caps. End ID]

Ashes:

[ID: a cropped warning sign, showing a simplified person from waist up. Their lungs are visible, and there are black particles around them in the air, coming into their lungs from what looks like a needle touching a flat surface, with a question mark near it. On the top of the image is black text reading "WARNING" in all caps. End ID]

Raphaella:

[ID: a black and white symmetrical drawing of an angel made of wings and eyes, with clouds around it. The white text on the top and bottom reads: "Why are you running / why are you running". End ID]

The Moon Kaiser:

[ID: a blurry photo of a kid sitting on a throne of blue pepsi boxes. The white text over the image reads "your politics bore me". End ID]

Loki:

[ID: a photo of a monkey shoving a banana into its mouth. The white text on the bottom of the image reads: "I can't remember the last time" in all caps. End ID]

Snodin (snake Odin):

[ID: a gif of Edward from Twilight walking away from the camera, with a wavy filter over it, making his body sway from side to side. End ID]

Smooth Mickey:

[ID: an image of photoshopped Yoda with smooth, shiny skin. He is pointing a gun at the viewer. End ID]

Galahad:

[ID: a long cropped image of WayneRadioTV during one of his AI Dungeon streams. He is a white man with long light hair and a goatee. He is wearing a pope hat, but the filter over the webcam makes it huge, taking up almost the entire image. End ID]

Heracles:

[ID: a sped-up gif of a white person in a suit with blue pants walking into the room, closing the door behind them, doing the floss dance and tidying up their tie. End ID]

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS

GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY

We didn’t do hot Glenn summer for him to LOSE. Spoilers for his story but MORE PROPAGANDA FOR YOU:

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

GLENN GLENNNNNN

Listen, I don't know this other character but I've seem some good arguments for her However Consider Glenn Close winning through no effort of his own in a bullshit way despite being a dick is the most in character thing ever. He leveled up three times and got a crab mech, we GOT to give him this win, it's fitting

I haven't dedicated the last 2 months of my life drawing Glenn close for him to lose

Vote for Glenn Close or I will make you read the parody I did of the vaporeon copypasta

I don’t regulate if minors follow me or not bc I’m a pretty chill space but I hope the world is aware that’s the only reason I haven’t been downright nasty about Glenn close. I’m down bad. I’m NOT in the boat of ‘Glenn isn’t sexy but I want him to win bc it’s my fandom’. I would estimate I have 200+ drawings of Glenn on my phone that AREN’T safe for work. Way more that are. Where did they come from? That’s MY business. But I tell you this fact to assure you- Glenn IS sexy. I’m not voting to represent my fandom I’m voting out of TRUTH AND LOVE. IF YOU DON’T GET IT YOU DON’T GET IT!!! I just think my level of feral over this man is more powerful than y’all realize. If you don’t get his sex appeal that’s okay, but don’t doubt that this is my truth.

VOTE GLENN

Glenn fuckers fought tooth and nail to get us here from like 38% dawg we DESERVE THIS. GLENN IS THE SEXIEST MAN!!! HE WAS THE FIRST FICTIONAL CHARACTER I FOUND HOT AND HE’S GONNA CONTINUE TO SWEEP!!! Your hot goat woman sounds sexy don’t get me wrong but I’m forever fighting for the man that changed my brain chemistry. Proud of our fandom tbh. I don’t think y’all understand the sheer amount of effort I have put in to get my boy where he is today but this placement feels well earned. TO GLENN SWEEP!!

THE FUCK YOU MEAN GLENN CLOSE ISNT WINNING IM BOUT TO THROW HANDS FR

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

Yalll better vote glenn i swear to god

Vote Glenn or else the bird gets it🐦🛸

HOW IS MY DUDE NOT WINNING????

GLEN GELN NELG GLENNANN HE DESERVS ITTTT

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. Do you think pickman needs this to feel good about herself? Can she not accept a loss for the sake of a pathetic father? Can she shake hands with the minivan fucker and his human gun and just take the L on this one? He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.

Taako (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

A celebrity chef from another plane

[foxprints]

My gift for @soundwavereporting for the @masseffectholidaycheer exchange! You have no idea how tickled I was to get assigned you for the exchange. Like, what are the odds?!

I really hope you like this! I don't usually draw mech so I was a bit worried about drawing Legion at first but honestly? I love how he came out. So much. And Tali is her own challenge with all her patterns and stuff but I love her.

Anyway, I hope your new year is off to a good start!

(I'll get a better scan done later. My phone camera is shit at focusing 😑 and tumblr mobile is also shit when it comes to decent image uploads..)

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[spellboundcities]

Hey there!

If you've been keeping up with my blog recently, you probably noticed that One Post where I lamented the loss of my poor tablet pen (rest in peace Pensile, you'll be missed). Unfortunately, as I'm in between jobs right now, I can't afford both the tablet pen replacement and my upcoming phone bill. But there's a creative solution to each of these issues!

Traditional commissions, babey!!

That's right! For the low low price of uh. Whatever I wrote up there, you can have your own drawing of whatever you'd like! Want an icon for your new hyperfixation sideblog? Gotcha! Need a cute picture of your newest oc to show off to your friends? Here I am! Want to see the image of your favorite fictional character staring dreamily upon the horizon as a church full of his bride-to-be as well as townspeople, ministers, doctors and the detective that could have been his burns? I'm your man!

I WILL DRAW: Fictional ships! Furries! Your d&d character! Characters from fandoms! Book scenes! LGBT stuff (I'm a whore for pride!) Robots and Androids! Shitposts! Meme recreations! Even comics, though prices would hike up depending on what you want!

BUT I WONT DRAW: Pedophilic ships (please get off my blog if you think that's okay), IRL ships such as Shy/an, Jac/k/ipli/er, etc, Complicated mechs (please have mercy), NSFW (I'm a minor!), Hate symbols, or hate towards groups/people (the anti-tinsley/anti-ricky club is fine. They deserve it. Pro mayor for life).

If you would like one of these lovely commissions shipped, and don't mind giving me your address, I can cut that lovely piece out and even give you a little letter for just 5 dollars extra, too! Man's gotta pay for posting, yannow?

Please feel free to contact me on Tumblr (@spellboundcities ), Instagram (@guns.and.suits ), or email me directly at smiling.overlords@gmail.com!! Thank you all so much!

[tfpshatteredglasswriter]

Metal Buffet Part 4

The kids all kept on running to try and avoid MECH. They all soon came to a stop to catch their breath as Raf leaned against his knees as Miko leaned against the wall as they panted heavily.

"I think we're safe." Emily said as she noticed that they were somewhere in the base.

"How are we gonna save them now?" Miko asked as she was worried for their friends.

"I don't think we can. If we try, we'll be turned into snowmen." Jack told them as they knew that MECH would freeze them on sight.

"I don't want to be a snowman." Raf whimpered in fear but Emily put a hand on his shoulder.

"Calm down, Raf. We'll find a way to get out of this one. Think you can find us a map with your laptop?" Emily asked as she gave him his bag back as he took out his laptop.

"Let me check." Raf said as he turned his laptop on to hack into the system.

Raf starts hacking the system but since there's no power, all of the systems are offline as he sighed as he looked at them.

"I can't access the system. It's offline. As long as it stays like that, I can't enter." Raf stood up as they tried to come up on what they should do.

"We could try the elevator." Miko suggested.

"Miko, I cannot enter the system, it means that there's no power. So it means that the elevator doesn't work." Raf said as Miko groaned at this.

"I'm starting to hate this place." Miko grumbled as Emily tried to come up with something before she remembered something. Every base has a generator everytime something like this occurs.

"We should try and find a generator of some sort." Emily said as they looked at her.

"What for?" Miko asked curiously.

"Whenever the power goes out, the auxiliary generator takes over." Emily explained to them as she always pays close attention to class and even electronics and robotics back from her old school.

"You're right." Jack nodded since Emily made sense.

"Uh, I'm no electrician but if this generator thingy should have taken over the power right now. Then how come the system is out?" Miko stated the obvious as they all came up with one explanation. The Scraplets must've done something.

"The Scraplets must've eaten the generator and that's why the systems are still offline. It doesn't have enough power to get back on." Raf said as he stood up and put his laptop back inside his bag.

"So if we stop them from eating the generator, we could restore enough power for the system to get back online." Jack said as he told them how.

"Then that's what we will do." Emily told them as she was determined to get the power back on and possibly beat some MECH up while rescuing their friends.

"How? A generator this big needs to draw a lot of power. We have phones, comm-links and a laptop but that's not enough." Jack said as they saw that it will need a lot more energy to get the generator to work again.

"We'll figure something out when we get there. In the meantime we must keep moving before those guys find us." Emily said as she wasn't looking forward to bumping into MECH for now.

"You're right. Let's go." Jack nodded as they followed her.

They kept moving to put some distance between them and the MECH soldiers that were looking for them when suddenly they found a group of Scraplets eating some broken pipes but the little robots didn't seem to give any attention to them since they were busy chowing down the metal pieces.

"We're good. They won't hurt us." Emily said as she sighed softly in relief before Raf noticed a peculiar scraplet and pointed to it.

"Hey isn't that the one who was with you earlier?" Raf asked as the others followed his gaze and saw the white one from earlier.

"Yeah, it's him." Emily couldn't help but smile as she was relieved that he was okay.

They continued to watch as the little white Scraplet was trying to find a group to eat with and there wasn't any success in it as he tried from different groups.

"What's he doing?" Miko asked curiously as she had never seen a Scraplet that was white before and it had blue optics that made it look cute.

"Must be looking for some metal to eat." Jack said as he continued to watch it with the others.

"I don't think so." Emily said as she started to notice something and was little concerned for the white little one.

They watched as the white Scraplet found a group as it went to them. He wants to join them but they don't let him as they keep pushing him away as they continue to munch on their meal. The poor little white scraplet started to feel sad and if it could cry, it would start to cry lubricant. Seeing how he felt lonely and how he was treated, Emily started approaching him slowly.

"Hey, little guy. You okay?" Emily asked softly as it looked up to her with sad optics and she could see the pain and sadness from them.

"Poor thing." She pitied him softly as she got down on one knee before she petted his small metal head as he leaned against her touch and seemed to purr.

"I know how it feels. To be rejected by others and feeling lonely." Emily said as the white Scraplet looked up to her before it crawled her arm towards her shoulder and when he reached her shoulder, he nuzzled her cheek while his engine made soft rumbling sounds like a purring noise.

"Aw. So cute." Miko cooed as the others found it cute as well as Miko took out her phone and took a quick picture.

"Emily, are you sure it's okay?" Raf asked her since he was cautious of Emily having a Scraplet around as it looked at Raf with a tilt of its head.

"Don't be afraid of him." Emily told Raf as the little white scraplet cleaned it's faceplate like a bunny.

"We're not afraid of him. We're afraid of what he can do." Jack said as he remembered how that ended with Bulkhead, Bumblebee and Ratchet.

"Last time I held one, it didn't go well. It saw the Autobots and ate half of Bumblebee's leg and arm." Something that Raf said confused Emily as she started to piece something over. The other Scraplets were a dark metal color with purple optics and they attacked the Autobots on sight. But when she met the white scraplet, it didn't make a move to attack both Cliffjumper and Smokescreen earlier.

"Whoa, whoa slow down. What was the last thing you just said?" Emily asked as she was trying to make sense of the difference between the white scraplet and the other ones.

"That it didn't go well with the last one I held in my hands." Raf repeated as he became confused on what Emily was trying to say.

"No, no, the other thing after that." Emily said as Miko and Jack looked at her in confusion.

"When it saw the Autobots, it ate half of Bee's leg and arm?" Raf repeated what he said and he could have sworn that something clicked in Emily's mind.

"That one." She told him as she started to come up with a theory why the white one didn't attack like the others.

"What about it?" Miko asked curiously.

"When the white Scraplet saw Cliffjumper and Smokescreen, he didn't try to attack them or anything. It's weird, it ate a tiny bolt but he didn't try to eat them. Why?" Emily explained to them but there was just one thing missing like a missing puzzle piece.

"Maybe he's on a diet?" Miko joked as Emily, Jack, Raf and the white Scraplet looked at her with a deadpan look.

"Seriously?" Jack said.

"What? It could happen." Miko shrugged as Emily shook her head.

"Either way we have to move before-" Emily didn't get to finish as the MECH soldiers caught up with them as they pointed their cryogenic guns at them as Raf was behind Emily as Jack, Miko and Emily glared at them.

"Freeze!" A MECH soldier ordered them.

"Hold it right there." Another said as the four had one thing to say in their predicament.

"Scrap." They muttered at the same time as the little white scraplet was worried for his new friends.

The kids had nowhere to go given the fact that MECH were keeping their hands behind their backs as they struggled to get free.

"Be nice and follow us." The first MECH soldier said as Miko glared at him.

"We're not going anywhere with you." Miko gritted her teeth as Emily glared at the MECH soldier.

"Miko." Jack sent her a stern look to tell her to stop.

Seeing that his new friends were in danger, the white Scraplet jumps off Emily's shoulder and stands up against the Mech Soldiers to protect her and the others as it glares at them with it's blue optics.

"Wait no!" Emily started to struggle even more since she didn't want the white Scraplet to get hurt.

"Aw look at this little guy. He thinks he can stop us." The second MECH soldier taunted as it made the same sound as the others made when they're going to feed.

"How cute. Let's freeze him up along with the others." The first MECH said as they pointed their guns at the white Scraplet who froze at the sight. It didn't wanna go back into stasis and Emily could see it.

"You won't touch him." Emily sneered angrily.

"Says who?" The second MECH soldier taunted as the others just laughed but Raf, Miko and Jack saw the look in her optic-eye and it was the same look she had before she threw Ratchet through the ground bridge.

Emily freed one of her hands and punched the one holding her as she kicked the others holding her friends as she sent the MECH soldiers who looked at her in surprise.

"Me. You guys run, find the generator and try to activate it. I'll catch up with you. Just go." She told the trio before she started to fight back against MECH.

Raf, Miko and Jack nodded and did as they were told and started running to get to the generator while she held the MECH soldiers off so that they could run and get to the generator on time. She's able to draw their fire and save the little White Scraplet as she keeps him safe.

"Good work, little guy." She praised him as she smiled at her new friend who smiled back using a closed eyed expression.

The MECH soldiers start to shoot at her as she tries to avoid them the best she can as she kicks one down.

"I really appreciate your efforts little guy. But next time, try not to fight someone who's bigger than you." She told the little scraplet as it nodded and went to a safe distance to not get caught in the battle as she continued to keep them busy.

Meanwhile the Decepticons were almost at the base as Knock Out's scanner indicates that the base is just one klik up ahead as he told everyone this via comm-link.

"Good news, everyone, the base is right up ahead." Knock Out said.

Starscream starts flying down before he transforms into his robot form while landing on the ground but was surprised by what he was seeing.

"What in the name of the Allspark?" Starscream muttered as both Knock Out and Breakdown came up beside them as they both transformed and took a battle stance.

"Puny humans." Knock Out started.

"Surrender now and we might consider sparing your lives." Breakdown added as he brandished his hammer but were surprised as they both saw that no one's at the base. Not even a single human.

"Next time try not to get ahead of yourselves." Starscream rolled his optics as he took note of the damages that were around them.

Airachnid arrived before transforming and landed beside Breakdown.

"I guess you talk from experience." Airachnid said as Starscream sneered at her.

"Do not mock me, Airachnid." Starscream said as she sneered back.

"Quit your bickering." The voice of Dreadwing said as he and Soundwave transformed and landed on the ground as he sent both Airachnid and Starscream both a stern.

"We have work to do. Knock Out, have you located what we're looking for?" He reminded them before turning to Knock Out who was narrowing his optics at the scanner in his hands.

"Not yet. There seems to be something interfering with the scanners." Knock Out said as he tried to make the scanner work with no luck.

"Then maybe Soundwave will have better luck." Dreadwing said as they turned to Soundwave who nodded.

Soundwave dispatches Laserbeak to try and locate the box but he also can't seem to find it due to the interference around the place.

"Guess he can't find either. We'll have to look for it ourselves." Starscream said as Knock Out looked at him in shock.

"Are you crazy? Look at this place. It's completely destroyed. Whatever did it, might ruin my finish." Knock Out complained since he didn't want to know what caused the damage of the base.

"Perhaps it is I who you should be worried about, Knock Out." Dreadwing said as he then took out his sword and was on the verge to scratch Knock Out's finish but the red con medic laughed nervously.

"Of course so. I'll go right away." Knock Out said nervously while eyeing the sword nervously.

The Decepticons all start looking around to try and locate the box.

Meanwhile Emily is still holding off MECH soldiers while dodging their icy shots.

"Is that all you got? Man, this is too easy." She taunted them.

She didn't see a MECH soldier aiming at her leg until it was too late as she felt her leg get shot at by the cryogenic gun and the cold was not helping either.

She fell down while grabbing her leg to try and put some feeling back in it but the cold was only causing a bit of pain to erupt from her as she let out a pained scream.

"Ahhhhh!" Emily screamed from the cold and pain that was on her leg.

The others were still running but they came to a halt when they heard Emily's scream echo through around them and they got worried quickly before Miko started to go back before turning to Jack and Raf.

"That's Emily. She's in trouble. We have to help her." Miko said as Jack looked at her.

"Miko, we have to go." Jack said but Miko shook her head.

"You go on ahead. I'll go help her." Miko said before she started running back before Jack could even stop her.

"Wait!" Jack sighed as Miko disappeared as Raf pulled his sleeves.

"Jack, let's go." Raf said as they knew that they had to get to the generator as they both kept running.

Meanwhile Emily is still on the ground thanks to the pain coming from the ice that was around her leg but she glared at the MECH soldiers that looked over her.

"Still having fun?" The first MECH soldier said as they aimed the cryogenic guns at her.

"Let's freeze her up so we can go find the others." This made Emily's blood run cold as she was fearing the shot that the cryogenic gun shows.

"Agreed." The first one agreed as their guns started to charge up as Emily tried to back away from them but having her leg frozen made it hard but it became even worse as Miko arrived just to see her in trouble.

"No!" Miko shouted and Emily looked at Miko fearfully as she was worried for Miko.

"Ah, looks like your friend came out to help you. Maybe we outta freeze her and let you see what happens." The first one said as a MECH soldier went towards Miko as Emily tried to stop them.

"No... No... Leave her alone!" She yelled at them but she couldn't do anything but watch in fear for Miko. She can't risk getting Miko hurt!

Miko starts to back up but suddenly she stumbles on a Scraplet that's munching on some metal and seeing it eat the metal gave her an idea.

"Hey, everyone!" She yelled as the Scraplets looked up to her curiously before she grabbed a Scraplet and threw it at one of MECH soldiers who started to freak out as it started to eat the gun.

The Scraplet saw that the cryogenic weapon this guy has is made of metal before they all flew to them to start eating it as the others saw him and joined him in the feeding frenzy. The two MECH soldiers try to run away from them which allows Miko to go help Emily get up.

"You okay?" Miko asked her in concern as Emily hissed from the sting of pain that shot through her leg.

"I've been worse. I thought I told you to go on ahead without." She muttered before looking at Miko with a stern look.

"Since when do I listen to you?" Miko replied with her own question and made Emily shake her head.

"Oh right I forgot about that." She let out a small laugh as Miko rolled her eyes with a smile.

"Yeah, well, you owe me. Another one. I'll make up a list." Miko said as Emily rolled her eyes at that but was smiling.

"Oh joy." She said sarcastically.

"Can you get up?" Miko asked as Emily tried to move her leg but she can barely feel anything from it for now.

"I can barely feel my leg." She said as she sighed.

"Come on, I'll help you up." Miko stood up and offered a hand.

Emily held on to her hand before Miko pulled her up but Miko put her arm around her own shoulders so Emily could use her as a support. When she stood up, the little white Scraplet came to them and climbed up her shoulder as the two looked at the little guy with fondness.

"I guess you don't wanna let go of me huh?" Emily looked at the white Scraplet curiously as it climbed up to her head and sat at the top while letting out a small squeak like chirp.

"I'll take that as a yes." Emily giggled as Miko giggled as well.

"Come on. We gotta find Jack and Raf." Miko grunted but Emily made sure not to lean too much against Miko as she limped while they both walked to where Jack and Raf went.

"Yeah... Not gonna be easy. Especially with a frozen leg." She hissed when she put slightly too much weight on her leg and knew that Ratchet will have a fit if the effects from the cryogenic gun doesn't wear off.

"Good thing I'm here." Miko sent her a smile as she smiled back.

"Yeah, let's just go." Emily nodded as they continued to go in the same direction Jack and Raf went with the white Scraplet on her head.

Meanwhile on the surface, the Decepticons were still trying to find the box but no luck whatsoever.

"Found anything?" Dreadwing asked the others with the same results.

"Not yet. We should try and find the source of the interference." Knock Out said since they need to get rid of the interference first so the mission will go much faster.

Soundwave then detects a strange signal coming from somewhere around the base as they look at him curiously.

"Is it the box?" Starscream asked as Knock Out took a closer look but he couldn't see anything from Soundwave's visor.

"Not sure." Knock Out said as Breakdown spoke up.

"We should check it out." Breakdown said before Airachnid sighed and walked forward.

"We're on a tight schedule here. I think I have a better idea. If the box isn't up here, it might be below us." Airachnid told them as she shifted to her drilling before she started to spin while drilling downwards of the base as the others watched her go.

"She loves showing off." Starscream sneered as Dreadwing turned to Soundwave.

"Soundwave, lead us to where the signal is coming from." Dreadwing said before Soundwave points in the direction of where the control room is in.

"Let's go, Breakdown." Knock Out said as he adjusted the strap of the weapon against his back as he, Dreadwing, Soundwave, Starscream and Breakdown all went to the control room.

"Right." Breakdown said.

Meanwhile somewhere below the base, Jack and Raf got to the generator but saw that there were Scraplets there as well and were eating away at the generator.

"We're here." Jack said.

"The Scraplets are eating the generator." Raf said as he took notice.

"We must stop them." Jack said as he took out his crowbar but before he and Raf could even start, a voice spoke up.

"Need a hand?" Emily asked before Jack and Raf turned and saw that both Miko and Emily were there, even the white Scraplet.

"Emily, you're back." Rad ran to her as she ruffled his hair as Jack became worried when he saw that her leg seemed to be frozen.

"What happened?" Jack asked in concern as he could imagine Ratchet throwing a fit for Emily getting her leg frozen.

"Nothing to be worried about. How's the generator?" Emily told them before she asked but she looked up and winced as she saw that the Scraplets were eating the generator up.

"Not good. The Scraplets are almost done eating it. If we don't stop them, they'll destroy it." Jack said as he and the others need to find a way to get rid or distract the Scraplets somehow.

"We must find a way to fix it." Emily said as they tried to come up with a way to get the Scraplets away from the generator so they can fix it.

"With what? It's not like we have something they can't eat. And even if we did, there's no way we would get charged." Raf said before Miko perked up when she heard something.

"Do you guys hear that?" She told them as they stayed silent and heard the strange noise as well.

"I hear it." Jack said.

"Is it Scraplets?" Raf asked.

Emily listened more closely and the sounds seemed like they were from a drill.

"Sounds more like a drill. I think it's coming from there." She said as she pointed to the spot from them on the roof as it was cracking.

The cracks became bigger before it collapsed and Airachnid lends down from it and the four could feel dread in them. If Airachnid was here, that means so are the other Cons.

"Oh no." Emily said as she could feel Miko tensed up beside her as Jack and Raf stood by them before Airachnid turned and smiled sinisterly when she saw them.

"Well, well, well. What a surprise." She said as she turned to them fully.

"Airachnid? What are you doing here?" Jack glared at her as Emily glared at her as well as Miko and Raf stared up at the spider con fearfully.

"Good question, Jack. Just like you, we detected a mysterious energy coming from the Arctic. And that's how I got here. I know that you're defenseless. It will be a lot easier for me to hunt you." Airachnid said as she looked at them sinisterly with a smile.

"Not if I'm here to do something about it." Emily glared at her before her hands shifted to her plasma cannons and aimed it at Airachnid.

"You guys take care of the Scraplets. I'll take care of her. Go!" Emily told Miko, Jack and Raf before starting shooting at Airachnid who charged towards her.

"Let's go." Jack nodded as he, Miko and Raf ran toward the generator and started getting rid of the Scraplets.

Meanwhile Silas and the other MECH soldiers were pointing their cryogenic weapons at the Autobots as Agent Fowler had to do something or else the Autobots wouldn't last long due to the effects of the cryogenic shot.

"So tell me, Silas, what's your big plan? Turn the bots into a ton of frozen metal and run tail?" Agent Fowler asked as Silas just scoffed at him.

"I'm afraid, Agent Fowler, that you and your friends might not live long enough." Silas said.

"Do whatever you want with us, Silas, but spare our human friends." Optimus said as he didn't want his human friends to get hurt.

"Very noble coming from you, Optimus Prime. Seeing how you're willing to sacrifice yourself for your friends, you'll have the honour to be the first Autobot to be opened for your pieces. Do it." Silas turns to his soldiers as they have the gear that they used on opening the box.

One of MECH soldiers takes out the gear to open Optimus Prime as the other Autobots and Agent Fowler were telling them to stop and to leave Optimus alone when suddenly the other two Mech Soldiers come running from a bunch of Scraplets who were chasing them.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! They're back!" Bulkhead was seriously hating their situation right now.

Agent Fowler then took this chance to free himself and started knocking down some of the MECH soldiers while the Autobots were trying to not move so that the Scraplets wouldn't attack them on sight.

"Let's see what you got." Silas said as he and Fowler started to fight each other.

Both Silas and Agent Fowler start fighting each other and exchanging blows against each other.

"You're skilled." Agent Fowler said as he threw a punch at him but Silas just dodged it.

"Unlike you." Silas said as he threw a punch at him.

Agent Fowler quickly avoids one of Silas' punches and knocks him down with his own. The MECH Soldiers all start letting go of their cryogenic weapon due to the fact that the Scraplets ate them all up while Agent Fowler stood over Silas.

"It's over, Silas. Maybe it's time for you to surrender." Agent Fowler said but Silas just stood up as he grabbed one of his smoke bombs.

"Not today I'm afraid." He sneered before throwing the smoke bombs on the floor and creating a plume of smoke that allowed MECH to get away.

"Ah, darn it. They got away." Agent Fowler gritted his teeth but calmed down. He seriously was going to get Silas one day.

"MECH will soon fall. One day or another." Optimus said as the effects from the cryogenic guns were starting to wear off.

"Right now we must keep our heads down and hope that the Scraplets won't find us." Ratchet said as he wasn't looking forward to the Scraplets to finish them off.

"I hope Jack and Emily are alright." Arcee said as she was worried for the kids.

"Me too." Bulkhead agreed since he was worried about Miko as Bumblebee beeped and whirred saying that he hoped that Raf was okay.

"I'm kind of jealous. They're enjoying all the fun while we sit here on our tailpipe." Cliffjumper chuckled. Despite being injured and almost getting frozen, he envied their human friends for getting in on the action while they were down.

"Yeah. Maybe we should call them. To see if they're ok." Smokescreen said as he was worried about them since it had been a long while when they escaped.

"I'll try to call them." Agent Fowler fished out his phone before using it to try and call the kids but there was too much interference and all he could hear was static.

"No signal. This doesn't make any sense." Agent Fowler said as they all wondered if the kids were okay.

Meanwhile the kids were trying to get rid of the Scraplets from eating the generator while Emily fought off Airachnid as she was being careful not to put too much weight on her left leg.

"Looks like today we're out of shape huh?" Airachnid taunted as she noticed that Emily was having trouble.

"I'm still strong enough to hold you." Emily glared at her as she fired another plasma shot which Airachnid avoided.

"Is that so? I see that you're trying not to use your left leg which means that you got hurt." Airachnid smiled before rushing towards her.

She dodged to the side before pushing her off by kicking her with her left leg and breaking the ice that surrounded her left leg in the process and she smiled.

"Great, my leg is good again." Emily smiled as she got into a fighting stance.

"Not for long." Airachnid sneered.

Jack, Miko and Raf kept trying to get rid of the Scraplets but there were just too many.

"Emily! The Scraplets outnumber us! We can't get rid of them!" Jack yelled over his shoulder as Emily glanced at them before getting an idea as she glanced at Airachnid.

"I have an idea. Guys, grab something made out of metal like a bolt or something!" She shouted over her shoulder as she dodged another attack from Airachnid before shooting a plasma shot that the spider con shoots.

"And then what?" Miko called over her shoulder as the white Scraplet was on Miko's head.

"Then you try to get the Scraplets' attention. That way they'll stop eating the generator." Emily told them, not taking her optic-eye from Airachnid.

"It's worth a try." Raf said as he looked at Jack and Miko.

"Got it." Jack nodded as they all looked around and found some pipes.

They all grab a pipe to use it to try and attract the Scraplets away from the generator while Emily keeps Airachnid busy.

"Good work. Just wait to bring them back." Emily called over her shoulder as she dodged another attack from Airachnid.

"How will we know?" Miko asked as the white Scraplet watched the fight curiously.

"Oh you'll see. Hey, eight legged freak. What happened to your web shooting skills? Too rusty to get me?" Emily taunted with a grin as this annoyed Airachnid out.

"We'll see about that." Airachnid hissed before she starts shooting her web shots at her but Emily continues to dodge them while taunting her more.

"You outta practice more." Emily snickered as the kids listened to what was happening and almost burst out laughing.

"How dare you mock me?!" Airachnid hissed angrily as she keeps shooting her web shots at her but Emily keeps on avoiding them to not get caught in the fray.

"Even Starscream shoots better than you. You ought to learn from him and start using weapons with some boom in it." Emily said as she smirked slyly at Airachnid who narrowed her purple optics at her.

"Spare me your childish advice. I'm far better than Starscream." Airachnid told her but Emily just shrugged.

"If that was true, you would've hit me by now." Emily shrugged as she kept dodging the web that Airachnid kept on shooting at her.

"Nice shooting." Emily grinned as she dodged another.

"Hold still!" Airachnid yelled at her.

Airachnid keeps on shooting webs but she wasn't still able to hit Emily with one and this made her mad.

"Arrogant little pest. Why won't you hold still?!" Airachnid hissed at her as Emily smirked.

"Now where's the fun in that?" She taunted her.

Emily glanced back and saw that the web fluids had covered every hole in the generator and it should work just fine now. Now all they need is to turn it on.

"I have you now." Airachnid started to approach her.

"You think so?" Emily glared at her.

Emily avoids another web fluid shot and gets behind Airachnid who started to turn to her before Emily called out to Jack, Miko and Raf.

"Guys! Throw the pipes at her!" She got ready to make a break for it as the three nodded.

"Got it! Here it goes!" Jack said as he threw his.

"Go fetch!" Miko added as she threw hers.

"Take this!" Raf did the same.

Jack, Miko and Raf throw their metal pipe at Airachnid who turns around when she hears what look like whirring sounds only for the Scraplets to see her and starts attacking her with their bites.

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" Airachnid yelled from it as she tried to get them off her.

She eventually backs off and hits the generator in which Emily shoots the switch to activate it with her plasma cannon.

"Gotcha." Emily said as Jack, Miko and Raf ran towards her to avoid getting shocked.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Airachnid screamed out in pain.

The generator was giving Airachnid and the Scraplets a painful shocking experience and thankfully the energy came back. The Autobots see this and realize that it must've been the kids who got the power to come back online.

"The power is back on." Ratchet said.

"It must be MECH." Bulkhead guessed.

"Or maybe the kids. If the power is back, maybe I can call them." Agent Fowler said as he took out his phone again to try to call them but there was still interference.

"No signal. This is weird." Agent Fowler muttered. Just what exactly is causing the interference.

Even the Decepticons upstairs were surprised to see how the energy came back online.

"The lights are back on." Knockout noted as they continue to find the box.

"Must be Airachnid." Starscream said and boy was he right on that one slightly.

Below the base, the generator has gained enough power and energy to sustain the base. Airachnid was able to survive the shock as she got up with an angry look on her faceplates as the Scraplets that tried to eat her were on the floor with static around their forms.

"RAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! You will pay for what you did to me! One way or another!" She hissed angrily at them before drilling the roof above her to escape as the kids and the white Scraplet watched her go.

"Yeah right." Emily muttered as the white Scraplet took its perch back on her shoulder. This wasn't the last time they will see Airachnid.

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